Would You Battle Lions for Food and/or Sex?

“Little old laides 
speed away in their wheel chairs, 
frightened meals on wheels.” 
― Ryan Mecum, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains 

Zombies are a hot item right now. The haiku in the quote above makes a point that is both excellent and amusing. This Facebook status makes another good point.

Would you fight a lion to have sex? As a good friend pointed out upon reading the status: "Depends. Who am I having sex with for this to happen?"

Same with the sandwich. If it was a run-of-the-mill, PB&J on white bread, not worth a lion. If it's a medium-rare prime rib on ciabatta with A1 sauce, miracle whip, tomatoes, and a cup of au jus sauce for dipping and a side of thick-cut steak fries slathered in ketchup? Lemme at the big cat already.